Friday, April 4, 2008

Top Activity Stats of Having Sex on Facebook

Most popular position is doggy style followed by woman on top.
Most people like to do it on the bed and others prefer it in the shower.
What did the majority do after the fact? They either smiled or smoked a cigarette.

Here are the top ten things people like:
Positions Locations After Sex
1. doggy style 1. on the bed 1. smiled
2. woman on top 2. in the shower 2. smoked a cigarette
3. standing 3. on the sofa 3. winked
4. reverse cowgirl 4. in a jacuzzi 4. begged for more
5. missionary 5. in the rain 5. removed handcuffs
6. cowgirl 6. under the stars 6. giggled
7. spread eagle 7. in the elevator 7. disappeared into the night
8. rocking chair 8. in a car 8. laughed
9. slippery when wet 9. on the kitchen floor 9. jumped like a monkey
10. spoon 10. on a football field 10. cleaned up the mess

Nobody is interested to Have Sex! with you yet. :( Why don't you show some initiative?
Let's have sex!

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